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AFTERKIRK

"We live in a society... where the face ratio is decreasing."

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Deployed on Ethereum • Contract Not Renounced (Yet) • Pure Chaos

THE YEAR IS 2026 A.K.

You missed the Golden Age of Big Heads.

If you were born after 2025, we feel sorry for you. You entered the world in the AfterKirk Era. You missed the debates. You missed the legendary whiteboard sessions. You missed the moment when the face-to-cranium ratio hit absolute zero.

ACK Token is a memorial to a time when logic destroyed feelings, and foreheads were vast, unexplored frontiers. This isn't just a meme coin; it's a history lesson for the Lost Generation.

"I identify as a holder. Change my mind."
GDP (Gross Domestic Pwnage)
2026 Babies
They know nothing.
THE GREAT SHRINKING

Destroying Taxes with Facts & Logic

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BUY TAX

Taxation is theft. We don't do that here. Keep your gains, patriot.

300M

TOTAL SUPPLY

A fixed supply. Unlike the definitions of words in 2026, this number does not change.

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SELL TAX

Sell if you want. We are not a cult. (We are a movement).

THE LIBERAL AGENDA (ROADMAP)

PHASE 01

The Triggering

Launch token. Deploy on Ethereum. Memes flood the timeline. The face begins to shrink on charts.

PHASE 02

The Campus Tour

1,000 Holders. We set up tables in the Metaverse with signs that say "ACK is the future, Change My Mind".

PHASE 03

Total Assimilation

Market Cap equals the size of his forehead. We buy CNN just to shut it down.

HOW TO JOIN THE MOVEMENT

1.

Get MetaMask

Download it. Don't ask us how. Do your own research.

2.

Buy ETH

Load up your wallet. Capitalism at its finest.

3.

Swap for ACK

Paste the address below into Uniswap. Slippage? Set to whatever, no taxes anyway.

4.

Hold & Seethe

Wait for the 2026 babies to grow up and ask what happened.

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