"We live in a society... where the face ratio is decreasing."
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If you were born after 2025, we feel sorry for you. You entered the world in the AfterKirk Era. You missed the debates. You missed the legendary whiteboard sessions. You missed the moment when the face-to-cranium ratio hit absolute zero.
ACK Token is a memorial to a time when logic destroyed feelings, and foreheads were vast, unexplored frontiers. This isn't just a meme coin; it's a history lesson for the Lost Generation.
Taxation is theft. We don't do that here. Keep your gains, patriot.
A fixed supply. Unlike the definitions of words in 2026, this number does not change.
Sell if you want. We are not a cult. (We are a movement).
Launch token. Deploy on Ethereum. Memes flood the timeline. The face begins to shrink on charts.
1,000 Holders. We set up tables in the Metaverse with signs that say "ACK is the future, Change My Mind".
Market Cap equals the size of his forehead. We buy CNN just to shut it down.
Download it. Don't ask us how. Do your own research.
Load up your wallet. Capitalism at its finest.
Paste the address below into Uniswap. Slippage? Set to whatever, no taxes anyway.
Wait for the 2026 babies to grow up and ask what happened.